Understanding a "Booty" Call MAN!
"BOOTY" means American slang for buttocks.
"DERRIERE" means derived from a French based noun for~~~ buttocks; the part of the body; we sit on when seated.
"Booty Call " A late night summons--often made via telephone--to arrange CLANDESTINE sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.
Referred by other terms: friends with benefits; f___k buddy;
the hookup; sex; whore or slut. I am no expert. My personal experience and shared stories from other females; will allow me to compile things in this post; that are affiliated with the "friends with benefits" type "booty call".
"CLANDESTINE " means dirty little secret; covert; cloak and dagger or surreptitious; keep it on the downlow (on the DL).
THIS EXAMINATION CAN BE FOR ALL TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS; BUT MY FOCUS IS MAN AND WOMAN 's "friend with benefits " facts or fiction.
You may find it comical or you may relate to it.
Rationalize the facts: Reasons for you facing the realization; that you now certified in the " Booty Call " profession. Years are adding up and the clock is ticking: WAKE UP ! WIPE THE FOG OFF THE MIRROR. DO NOT CANDY COAT IT, BABY GIRL~~ STILL STAGNATION~~STUCK IN A RUT!
STILL "friends with benefits".
Random listing of the tactics used by a serial booty call expert.
1. Never kisses.
2. Best sexual position is "doggie style".
3. Transportation on him.
4. Lovemaking 15 minutes and it's all about him receiving pleasure.
5. Per his rule book: Woman gets 4 gifts a year-birthday, Xmas, Mother's day and Valentines day (cost less than 20 dollars).
6. Dinner and movie at his house; never a real "date".
7. Good with home repairs; quiet handy with his hands and tools.
8. Never invite you to any public functions; but will call you when his
TRUCK BREAKS DOWN ON THE ROAD.
9. Buy you take out dinner; if he can get the hook -up later.
10. When you want to talk "only" sometimes; he is on the phone or too
busy to talk. (If you miss calling him; he questions it?? )(part of the
mind control)
11. Good at taking pleasure ; but beats you out of foreplay or climax in
bed.
12. Become co-dependent "friends with benefits"; thus fueling energy into
a very sick equation ~she+heart=him+lust+abuse+warped affections (unbalanced).
13. Never fear; brother man always dressed to the nines and wearing top of the line men's fragrance.
14. Notice, he consumes cheap beer and cigarettes; but his home fire is
burning constantly; no utilities off at his man cave.
15. Always got a sob story about money in case you thinking about a
handout for your years of service to his personal needs.
16. Very neat freak!
17. Since in his mind; he is single and not with any one "friend" on the
regular; if caught with his pants down; then he becomes a Problem
Analyst ( he has other "friends with benefits" that are jealous and he
has no idea why)~~ go figure that complexity. Self made liar.
18. Excellent family man; which is a part of the deception.
19. Sisters and mother make him "king of the jungle"; he can do no
wrong.
20. Communication ~ those daily calls ~when he is working ( hint).
21. He is mainly in the vicinity of people that are social climbers and their
finances are on point.
22. Hard worker; he comes with vices; you never see the reapings of his
labor and dedication to his trade as coins going in your piggy bank.
23. May lean towards going Dutch on outings; more favorable for you to
pay and we lay later.
24. If kissing is acceptable; lips to lips; lots and lots of HUGS; NECK
KISSES.
25. Holding hands in the darken old Chevy pick-up (expert timing and
indiscretions).
26. Loves! Loves! Loves! to be given foreplay and blow jobs on the
regular.
27. It will come out later ;that porn has defined his understanding of the
purpose of the female body (not really to be pleased; but a receptacle
for all the fluids of his body's faults; limitations and imperfections.
28. In bedroom the "Freaks" come out! Organization and fantasy
RULES; TWILIGHT is his performance trigger. "WHAT IS DONE IN THE
DARK; HE HOPES WILL NEVER COME TO LIGHT!"
29. If you begin to notice ; he is freely speaking about his other lovers
and how they did it in bed~ Red Flag~he is too common with you; like
you "ONE OF THE FELLAS"!
30. He is not vested in self love and respect.
31. In his mind all of the women serve a purpose; with sexual benefits as
main objective. Party lady (co-worker); older lady (money and
advice); street walker ( straight up for the "NASTY").
32. Always blames on E-T-O-H!
33. Work ethics: states " he is out to take these women's money!
34. Most times: a date is a late night call or preset hook up for sex.
(hides behind; he is working so much and late hours)
35. He wraps his head around; someone else getting your booty and it's
not him. GAME OVER PLAYER!
36. HE admits to you after all of his charisma; charm; and deceit~~~~No
one wants him.
REFERENCE: WWW.URBANDICTIONARY.COM/DEFINE.PHTERM=BOOTY CALL
www.google search
For entertainment only!
Just my random thoughts of a collection of events! Over time.
Thank you for the READ!
LOVE MY WEB FAMILY!
"DERRIERE" means derived from a French based noun for~~~ buttocks; the part of the body; we sit on when seated.
"Booty Call " A late night summons--often made via telephone--to arrange CLANDESTINE sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.
Referred by other terms: friends with benefits; f___k buddy;
the hookup; sex; whore or slut. I am no expert. My personal experience and shared stories from other females; will allow me to compile things in this post; that are affiliated with the "friends with benefits" type "booty call".
"CLANDESTINE " means dirty little secret; covert; cloak and dagger or surreptitious; keep it on the downlow (on the DL).
THIS EXAMINATION CAN BE FOR ALL TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS; BUT MY FOCUS IS MAN AND WOMAN 's "friend with benefits " facts or fiction.
You may find it comical or you may relate to it.
Rationalize the facts: Reasons for you facing the realization; that you now certified in the " Booty Call " profession. Years are adding up and the clock is ticking: WAKE UP ! WIPE THE FOG OFF THE MIRROR. DO NOT CANDY COAT IT, BABY GIRL~~ STILL STAGNATION~~STUCK IN A RUT!
STILL "friends with benefits".
Random listing of the tactics used by a serial booty call expert.
1. Never kisses.
2. Best sexual position is "doggie style".
3. Transportation on him.
4. Lovemaking 15 minutes and it's all about him receiving pleasure.
5. Per his rule book: Woman gets 4 gifts a year-birthday, Xmas, Mother's day and Valentines day (cost less than 20 dollars).
6. Dinner and movie at his house; never a real "date".
7. Good with home repairs; quiet handy with his hands and tools.
8. Never invite you to any public functions; but will call you when his
TRUCK BREAKS DOWN ON THE ROAD.
9. Buy you take out dinner; if he can get the hook -up later.
10. When you want to talk "only" sometimes; he is on the phone or too
busy to talk. (If you miss calling him; he questions it?? )(part of the
mind control)
11. Good at taking pleasure ; but beats you out of foreplay or climax in
bed.
12. Become co-dependent "friends with benefits"; thus fueling energy into
a very sick equation ~she+heart=him+lust+abuse+warped affections (unbalanced).
13. Never fear; brother man always dressed to the nines and wearing top of the line men's fragrance.
14. Notice, he consumes cheap beer and cigarettes; but his home fire is
burning constantly; no utilities off at his man cave.
15. Always got a sob story about money in case you thinking about a
handout for your years of service to his personal needs.
16. Very neat freak!
17. Since in his mind; he is single and not with any one "friend" on the
regular; if caught with his pants down; then he becomes a Problem
Analyst ( he has other "friends with benefits" that are jealous and he
has no idea why)~~ go figure that complexity. Self made liar.
18. Excellent family man; which is a part of the deception.
19. Sisters and mother make him "king of the jungle"; he can do no
wrong.
20. Communication ~ those daily calls ~when he is working ( hint).
21. He is mainly in the vicinity of people that are social climbers and their
finances are on point.
22. Hard worker; he comes with vices; you never see the reapings of his
labor and dedication to his trade as coins going in your piggy bank.
23. May lean towards going Dutch on outings; more favorable for you to
pay and we lay later.
24. If kissing is acceptable; lips to lips; lots and lots of HUGS; NECK
KISSES.
25. Holding hands in the darken old Chevy pick-up (expert timing and
indiscretions).
26. Loves! Loves! Loves! to be given foreplay and blow jobs on the
regular.
27. It will come out later ;that porn has defined his understanding of the
purpose of the female body (not really to be pleased; but a receptacle
for all the fluids of his body's faults; limitations and imperfections.
28. In bedroom the "Freaks" come out! Organization and fantasy
RULES; TWILIGHT is his performance trigger. "WHAT IS DONE IN THE
DARK; HE HOPES WILL NEVER COME TO LIGHT!"
29. If you begin to notice ; he is freely speaking about his other lovers
and how they did it in bed~ Red Flag~he is too common with you; like
you "ONE OF THE FELLAS"!
30. He is not vested in self love and respect.
31. In his mind all of the women serve a purpose; with sexual benefits as
main objective. Party lady (co-worker); older lady (money and
advice); street walker ( straight up for the "NASTY").
32. Always blames on E-T-O-H!
33. Work ethics: states " he is out to take these women's money!
34. Most times: a date is a late night call or preset hook up for sex.
(hides behind; he is working so much and late hours)
35. He wraps his head around; someone else getting your booty and it's
not him. GAME OVER PLAYER!
36. HE admits to you after all of his charisma; charm; and deceit~~~~No
one wants him.
REFERENCE: WWW.URBANDICTIONARY.COM/DEFINE.PHTERM=BOOTY CALL
www.google search
For entertainment only!
Just my random thoughts of a collection of events! Over time.
Thank you for the READ!
LOVE MY WEB FAMILY!
